Yep, I cannot lie, I am a clown. Many people who know me well can personally testify to this fact. While I no longer actively clown, I maintain my costume and one day hope to go back to the life of living large at the Circus.

    Clown Name: Dutch
    Education: 1 Year Northest Clown Institute
    Type: Auguste (Red Face)
    Favorite Saying: "Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch.....your treat!"